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Top 200+ Best Pickup Lines For Tinder 2018

Tinder, the most popular dating app to exist is also considered to be a free hook up place. So, either you are looking for a serious relationship, looking for the right life partner, or desperately seeking for One-Night-Stands, this is the one-stop destination for all.

Now, let’s get to the universal fact. Girls get all the sweets, all the time. With a minimal effort.

It’s we boys, have to put a lot of effort to get one. They actually give too much of effort and that’s what makes them even cheaper. Eventually, to get a girl becomes even harder.

No worries, we have the right Mantra for all you desperate souls out there.

Prior to boys, there are too much of competition. So, winner is the one who stands out of crowd.

If you’re a girl on Tinder and not lucky enough to get your crush in your pool, the best pickup lines for Tinder may crack the code that has been working well for the boys.

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200+ Best Pickup Lines for Tinder Singles [Boys & Girls]

Remember, these pickup lines for Tinder may or may not work for you, depends on factors. But, they definitely add some values to your effort. So, if you are a natural player, these lines may work as an extra boost to your track.

A small advice to the retards; don’t be too cheesy, don’t be typical, don’t be weird, don’t show off. Be funny, be honest, be straight, and be smart. Your humor gets half of the task done.

Start off with the Tinder Pickup Lines at the right moment, when the rocket takes off, you need to know where to land; up to you pal.

30+ Romantic/Funny Pickup Lines for Tinder (Him):

Being naughty with every sort of girls around won’t get your eggs. You need to understand the nature of the object. If you think she is more Angel than Devil, these best pickup lines should work.

31: “I’m certain your heart stops when you sneeze. The same thing happens when I’m pondering you.”

30: “Hey…Are you from McDonald’s? Because I seriously am Just Loving It!”

29: “Are you from Tennessee? Cause’ you’re the only 10 I can see.”

28: “I really don’t have a library card, but can I please check you out?”

27: “You are pretty much perfect. If I could change anything the only thing I would change would be your last name.”

26: I’m thinking you are a robber, cause’ just have stolen my heart.”

25: “You know what you would totally look beautiful in? Simply put…my arms.”

24: “Please tell me…If I was your heart would you let me beat?”

23: “I’ve got a question for you. Don’t you think we would look fantastic on a wedding cake together?”

22: “If kisses classified as snowflakes I would send you a hardcore blizzard.”

21: “I was all set to say something really sweet about you, but when I caught a glimpse of you I was totally speechless.”

20: “Holy cow! Your eyes look just like falling stars.”

19: “Do you have something stuck in your eye? Oh, never mind, it’s just your sparkle.”

18: “If your heart was jail, I would bed to be sentenced for life.”

17: “I need a favor. Can you please give me the direct route to your heart, cause’ I guess I’ve gotten lost in your eyes.”

16: “I must confess, I wish I was one of your teardrops. So I could be in your eyes, slip down your cheek, and lie still on your lips.”

15: “Hi…Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are the clearest blue just like the ocean? Cause I can see right into your heart and soul.”

14: “I need to tell you that from the moment I saw you, I looked for the Signature, cause’ any masterpiece always has one.”

13: “I know I’m not an organ donor. But I’m totally happy giving you my heart.”

12: “My dad told me ‘life is just like a deck of cards,’ which means you’ve got to be the Queen of Hearts.”

11: “Hi there. Cupid just called me up and told to tell you to please give me my heart back.”

10: “Have you got a Band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

9: “Do you happen to have a map? Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

8: “Hey sweet stuff. What are you up to? I just want to snap your chat.”

7: “Let me ask you something, is your middle name Gillette? Cause’ there’s no doubt you are the best a man will ever get.”

6: “Yes, I’m trying to put a ring on it and I don’t mean my finger dear.”

5: “Yesterday, I saw a radiant flower and thought it was the most precious thing I had ever seen, that was until I met you.”

4: “Please excuse me…I’m creating an essay on the finest things in life, and was wondering if you had a few minutes for me to interview you.”

3: “I swear you must be a musician because every single time I look at you I know everything else just disappears.”

2: “I know if I died now I’d be happy because I just got a little taste of Heaven.”

1: “So the only thing left that your eyes haven’t said yet is your name.”

30+ Best Naughty/Romantic Tinder Pickup Lines for Girls:

It’s not necessary that boys are the ones to approach a girl first; at least, not in Tinder. So, here are some of the best pickup lines for Tinder girls should try on their crush or matches.

31: “I didn’t believe in heaven, until I saw you.”

30: “Do you believe in love at first swipe?”

29: “One-Living in the now is magical. Let’s just go out on a date.”

28: “I know how to read your palm and what it says is that in my heart you’ll give me a call very soon.”

27: “My parents brought me up to be a good girl but tonight I feel like breaking the rules and getting a little naughty.”

26: “Can you please tell me what it feels like to look so amazing?”

25: “Are you willing to take a pic with me? I want to get back at my ex.”

24: “You’ve got to be tuckered out because you’ve been running through my mind all night long.”

23: “I’ll admit I’m not Wilma Flinstone, but I know I can make your bed rock.”

22: “I’m thinking you must have just come out of the oven because you’re incredibly hot!”

21: “Hey, are you the man that was going to buy me a beer?”

20: “Truth be told, you’re so much hotter than a sunburn.”

19: “I feel like you are premium coffee: bold, tall, and strong.”

18: “Tell me, are you beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”

17: “You were awesome on television last night.”

16: “I know someone that’s totally into you and if I wasn’t so shy I’d tell you who she is.”

15: “If I had a rose for each thought I had of you I would never ever want to leave my garden.”

14: “You look ugly but I still want to get to know you.”

13: “Tell me, did the police arrest you a little earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look this handsome.”

12: “You can kiss me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure your name is…Goerge?”

11: “I can see you’ve been a bad boy. Time for you to go to my room.”

10: “I love your shirt. Is it made from boyfriend material?”

9: “Tell me if you can handle a real women.”

8: “You don’t have a ring? Someone should already have snatched you up.”

7: “Pass me your car keys…You’re driving me totally crazy!”

6: “If you give me your name I’ll know what I should scream tonight.”

5: “Wow! You workout, don’t you?”

4: “That’s a real nice package. Can I help you unwrap it?”

3: “So tell me…are your Uber rides long or short?”

2: “If I was in charge of rewriting the alphabet, I’d make sure U & I were right beside each other.”

1: “I just lost my favourite teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”

130+ Naughty/Funny Tinder Pickups for Real Men:

Behold, whatever comes further are Godly. Use them wisely.

So, when you are going to make bold comments, no matter how funny are they, not all girls will like it. You don’t want to end up as a molester, right?

So, knowing your audience before speak is very important. After all, you ain’t gonna play baseball at night with girls about they refer ‘morally correct.’

If you wanna be a bad boy, catch the bad girls. These naughty and funny Tinder pickup lines may make sense to your effort.

Alright, if you are not yet real men, let’s get down to business, shall we?

1: “I was thinking of calling and asking for an angel. But what I really want is a bad girl.”

2: “What is your GPA?”
4: “Your lips seem lonely, want-a meet mine?”

5: “I really hope there is a fireman around because you are totally smoking hot!”

6: “Babe, I need to tell you that you give a brand new meaning of what ‘edible’ means.”

7: “Hey, what’s up gorgeous girl? Seriously terrified of your response.”

7: “I need to ask you something. Perhaps are you a middle Eastern Dictator, cause’ I think there is some sort of political uprising in my pants.”

8: “Can you please tell me how many seafood dinners it’s going to take so I can transform your bedroom into an acrobat bedroom?”

9: “Did you know? I use pizza in my bedroom.”

10: “I want you to treat me like a Pirate and just give me your booty.”

11: “Can you please tell me what odds are of me seeing you naked tonight?”

12: “Wanna eat cookie dough together sometimes?”

13: “Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your hear.”

14: “Did you by chance grow up on a farm?” – [If she replies ‘No’] “Oh that’s weird…you sure know how to raise a good cock.”

15: “Do Bandz make you dance?”

16: “Thank God I’m wearing gloves – [Why?] – Because you’d be too hot to handle.”

17: “MLK Day! Let’s get wasted.”

18: “Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAMN girl.”

19: “On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?”

20: “Do you want to come over to my apartment style dorm for some hypnotiq and diet sprite?”

21: “Do you like spiders? I bet if you were spider you’d be a mommy long legs.”

22: “Hey girl, you know how to twerk it?”

23: “I have scars and tattoos and make a mean grilled cheese.”

24: “If I were a watermelon, would you spit r swallow my seeds?”

25: “I love bad bitches and that’s my fucking problem.”

26: “You know, before I got out of the rap game, my stage name was Jenuwine Rhyme. I took Brooklyn by storm.”

27: “What are the chances I see you naked tonight?”

28: “I like your bands and your boobs. So I guess I should bang your boobs.”

29: “You’r the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.”

30: “I would totally let you take me to Brunch.”

31: “Do you work at build-a-bear?! Cuz I’d stuff you.”

32: “Are you fertile? I need a favour. – [What?] – I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritance.

33: “Best smile on Tinder. You must use crest.”

34: “And they said we’d make perfect babies. This site is clueless.”

35: “I guess we both have good taste.”

36: “I’ve been celibate for the past 5 years and I’m just trying to get back out there.”

37: “I’m trying to put a ring on it. And by it I mean my dong.”

38: “I just looked at your profile for the past 30 secs trying to come up with a message that would have you say ‘take me now daddy…’ I’ve never worked this hard for a girl.

39: “Hey, you seem fun to talk to we should meet up to get a Pizza and F*ck. I guess, you’re not a fan of Pizza.”

40: “What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?”

41: “So you wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?”

42: “Before I hit on you…Do you have a problem with small genitalia?”

43: “Fffiiireeee!!!!! – [Whatever She replies] – Huh, yelling fire always gets people’s attention.”

44: “You’d be so much more attractive if you had my money. – [Whatever she replies] – Sorry I don’t date gold diggers.

45: “Are you a vampire? Cause’ you looked a little hungry when you looked at me. I know where they give out free drinks. – [Where] – My bedroom.

46: “Damn girl, your ass is bigger than my future.”

47: “You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

48: “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause’ I can see myself in your pants!”

49: “My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me show her incorrect?”

50: “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

51: “You seem precisely like my future ex-wife.”

52: “How much does it take to date you? Cause’ you look expensive.”

53: “Damn girl, is your name WiFi? As I’m feeling a connection.”

54: “You’re approximately as hot as my mother.”

55: “Do you have a shovel? Cause’ I’m digging that ass!”

56: “Are you from the ghetto? I’m about to ghetto hold of that ass.”

57: “Did you just come out of the furnace? Cause’ you’re hot.”

58: “Nice legs, when do you open?”

59: “Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.”

50: “I know an excellent way to burn off the calories in that drink.”

51: “Hey babe, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll bang you all night long.”

52: “I’m like a Rubiks Cude, the more you play with me the harder I get.

53: “You are so narrow-minded! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.”

54: “Are you the lottery lady on TV, cause’ I’m imagining you carrying up my balls.”

55: “Would it be ominous if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?”

56: “Damn, are you my new boss? Cause’ you just gave me a raise.”

57: “Hey, you wanna do a 68? You do down on me, and I’ll owe you one.”

58: “Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the yummy stuff in the middle.”

59: “You must be yogurt since I want to spoon you.”

60: “You must work at KFC, cause’ those are fabulous breasts and legs.”

61: “Can I take your photo to show to my friends that angels do exist.”

62: “You must be tired because you’ve been going through my mind all night.”

63: “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smirk.”

64: “You’re like a dictionary; you add sense to my life.”

65: “Well, Tinder says we would make sexy kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we begin working on the future models of America.”

66: “I’m really into music so is it OK if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?”

67: “Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized.”

68: “Let’s get married.”

69: “Hey, just finished 873 push-ups, pretty tired.”

70: “Did you fart? You blew me away.”

71: “I have been meaning to ask, do you have any knowledge raising chickens?”

72: “Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your house tonight?”

73: “On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.”

74: “Do you have a job? I need a girl who can carry me while I play video games all day.”

75: “I have four words for you, ‘Hol I Day Inn’.”

76: “If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of info, what would it be?”

77: “If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go. I can take you to places you haven’t ever been before.”

78: “Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.”

79: “Have you got the time, cause’ I have the power.”

80: “I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y.”

81: “If you were a fruit, you’d surely A Fineapple.”

82: “Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.”

83: “Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause’ you are so dope.”

84: “Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, cause’ you’re the shit.”

85: “Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.”

86: “Hello pretty, want to hang out?”

87: “I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.”

88: “I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.”

89: “Can I copy your dance moves?”

90: “I don’t know you but I think I love you already.”

91: “What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess, It’s size sexy, right?”

92: “You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.”

93: “Sorry, I can’t hold on…I’ve already fallen for you.”

94: “I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.”

95: “When I look at you, you make me want wish I wasn’t gay.”

96: “If you were a steak you would be well done.”

97: “Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate…Wll, here I am1”

98: “If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”

99: “This isn’t a beer belly. It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.”

100: “I’m a member of a boy band known as ‘Wrong Direction’.”

101: “Was your dad a farmer? Cause’ you sure have great melons.”

102: “I’m not staring; I’m just stuck in a loop.”

103: “Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low.”

104: “Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!”

105: “My attraction to you is an inverse square law.”

106: “If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”

107: “Do I know you? – [No] – That’s shame, I’d sure like to.”

108: “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

109: “I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”

110: “Was your Dad in the Air force? Cause’ you’re a bomb.”

111: “Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into hard drive.”

112: “Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?”

113: “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

114: “My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling?”

115: “If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.”

116: “Don’t sweat the petty things…pet the sweaty things!”

117: “Would you like to help a homeless? – [Yes] – Will you take me home?”

118: “Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

119: “Do I know you from somewhere? I think I do because you look just like my next lover.”

120: “It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!”

121: “Can I buy you drink and take you home?”

122: “Were you born to be this hot or you had to work at it?”

123: “I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?”

124: “I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”

125: “If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?”

126: “Hi, I’m homosexual. Do you think you’re capable of converting me?”

127: “I’m not trying to impress you but I am a Batman.”’

128: “Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw you.”

129: “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.”

130: “When God made you, he was showing off.”

Top 10 Best Tinder Pickup Conversations:

Enough of theories; you should get some practical copies as well. Well, we have got your back. The above enlisted best Tinder pickup lines have their own potential to grab the attention of people when applied to right person at right time.

If you are a boy, you may wanna know how girls react when these pickup lines for Tinder is applied on pretty girls.

So, here come the top 10 Tinder Pickup line conversations.

1: Call Suicide Hotline

2: Get the Good Cuddler

3: Damn this Girl is Lucky

4: Dragon Balls Game

5: Where to Bury Dead Junks

6: The Real Young Man

7: Make Out Perfect First Date

8: She is Not a Nazi

9: Here Come The Nigerian Prince

10: That’s How to Play Dirty

Wrapping Up

So, what did we get here? Best Tinder pickup lines for both boys and girls, romantic and naughty, and mostly humorous.  Some tips to apply the mantras. All set.

It’s now your time to get your ass back to Tindering and play a whole new way. Good luck out there.

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